You Know You’re Getting Old When…

Two Old Men

  • ✔ Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.
  • ✔ In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first.
  • ✔ It takes twice as long to look half as good.
  • ✔ People call at 9 p.m. and ask, “Did I wake you?”
  • ✔ The clothes you’ve put away until they come back in style… come back in style.
  • ✔ There’s nothing left to learn the hard way.
  • ✔ Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
  • ✔ You are cautioned to slow down by your doctor instead of the police.
  • ✔ You can’t remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch television.
  • ✔ You conclude that your worst enemy is gravity.
  • ✔ You finally got your head together, now your body is falling apart.
  • ✔ You have more patience; but actually, it’s just that you don’t care any more.
  • ✔ You have too much room in the house and not enough in the medicine cabinet.
  • ✔ You just can’t stand people who are intolerant.
  • ✔ You know all the answers, but nobody asks you the questions.
  • ✔ You sing along with the elevator music.
  • ✔ You sit in a rocking chair and can’t get it going.
  • ✔ You wonder how you could be over the hill when you don’t even remember being on top of it.
  • ✔ Your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.
  • ✔ Your idea of weight lifting is standing up.
  • ✔ Your memory is shorter and your complaining is longer.
  • ✔ Your mind makes contracts your body can’t keep.
  • ✔ Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can’t remember them either.
  • ✔ Your try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discover you aren’t wearing any.
  • ✔ You’re on vacation and your ENERGY runs out before your money does.
  • ✔ You want clothes for Christmas.
  • ✔ You are proud of your lawn mower.
  • ✔ Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.

 

 

Market Update

The real estate market in our area is a very strong sellers’ market because of lack of inventory and lots of buyers competing for the few properties that are available. If you price your property correctly, you will get multiple offers and a slew of showings and interest. What a Great time to sell!

Lots of new loan products out there for folks who have gone thru a foreclosure and several new programs for first time buyers with only 3% down. Call me for details. Do you know someone who needs to buy or sell in this market? That’s why I’m here so give me a call…

 

Keith’s Korner

Margie and I just got back from a week in Cancun, Mexico where we celebrated  our 30th anniversary! We had a great time and we are very proud of our accomplishment of raising 6 kids in this world and keeping our marriage in tact!  We are blessed beyond belief!

Kids are all doing well. Stuart gets his driver’s license in a week and promises to be the first Wenger child not to wreck his car! We are hopeful. Jessica and Charla are doing great in Arizona at college and Brent is in Chico and will start Chico State in the fall. Elise will start her Respiratory Therapist training in the fall as well.  Bethany is still Chilin here in Auburn and going to Sierra College and will start her 2nd year in the fall. Hope all is well with you and yours!